I dont even know how to start this!

So i really dont know how to start this blog...im so angery an a little hurt but i will try! so this guy i use to date well i would have said me an him were friends sort of, anyways he was dating this girl an well shit went sour an he got his heart broken...well you know i felt bad well tad bit bad he got hurt the same way he hurt me so deep down im going thats karma dude get over it! you got what you had comming to you...but i didnt tell him that i was nice an told him it take time to get over it an blah blah blah...well he but a blog up called movingon or whatever so i read it an stuff well at the end he thanked his friend for helping him! an i sat there like are you fucking serious there were more then one person that sat there an talked to you an tried to help you an you can only thank one person! what were the rest of us not pretty enough or something...i was really irratated by it an still am!! an i have come to realize that hes a asshole of all assholes!! i have reasons why an good reasons...like he said he was done with myspace an just this horriable place drama an blah blah blah an thats what screwed up his relationship an shit!! well i have come to realize that he was doing it for attention like for pitty like oh poor him lets all feel sorry an ask him not to leave because he is such a great guy!! well i guess i was wrong!! he just needed a ego boost have all these girls begging an pleading with him just to boost his tiny ego!! ewww now it pisses me off cause i actually felt bad for him!! an played into his mind game! as i sit here i just want to tell him grow the fuck up your a 44 yr old man. but no i wont because thats not how i am! but seriously i dont feel bad that he got his heartbroken im kind of happy because he got a taste of his own medicane! an he deserved it...i want to write more but i need to get to work. but i just hadto vent some of that out! grrr why the hell do men do these kind of mindless insensitive things seriously!! (2) Comments

Posted: 11/17/2007 12:10:48 PM

iy so i lost how to add music

so until then this is my music enjoy:) Rascal FlattsWhat Hurts The Most Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com (0) Comments

Posted: 11/8/2007 1:34:04 PM

The Trip To...Cleveland Hospital :'(

So My Mom is Going up to Cleveland Hospital on wensday to have blood work and stuff down and then thursday back up there for a biopsy on her throat...they said there is suspious white spots and want to look into to further...because well they think it might be cancer..oh joy!!!! not really. Im pretty sure it going to come back lyarnx cancer! (sorry is my spelling is off not in the mood to spell check everything right now) anyways so why do i think its going to be cancer...lets see well it runs in my family like a freaking beast!! my grandfather had to my mom had breast cancer my uncle has skin cancer so it just a monster in the family. secondly why do i think it will come back as cancer because my mom smokes like a freakin chimney during the coldest months of winter. ya its bad!! so i dont know im praying it wont be cancer i really am but thelikely hood it will be is great! and over course my mom said if it comes back cancer she isnt going to let them do surgery! meaning taking shit out of her throat! ok now that scares me ALOT!! my mom is like well my mom and losing her might just land me in the loony bin for good!! i mean just the thought of losing my mom makes me want to ball right now!! ya me and my mom agree and disagree and argue sometimes but thats my mom she can be like my best friend!! she has been there through everything with me...helping me me out when i need it hell she was with me more then nick was when i was giving birth to amber!! and even afterwards my mom let me stay at her house for 2wks so me and amber to adjust to each other and teach me tricks and stuff like that. ugh i just dont know what to do and of course im balling right now!! i dont want my emotions to get the best of me i really dont and i dont want to jump to conclusions...so ya when life seems to be going some what decent this happens and im so so scared i really am...just wish i had someone to talk to about this . anyways im done going on and on. shellie (3) Comments

Posted: 10/2/2007 9:53:26 AM

Pics..

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Posted: 9/28/2007 11:25:08 PM

I dont know if i should be mad or what

So My ex is going through a bad break i suppose u could say anyways...i thought we were friends kwim but im guessing i was wrong. i was talking to him today i was little harsh...like look its life u live it learn it and deal with it type thing. and then he said oh i have no friends well except for these to girls who think if they are there for me now they will score later. and i was like well thats not cool you should make better or new friends then.. he was like oh well i cant make new friends blah blah...and it kind of was a blow because here i thought we were friends but yet says he has none. i mean what the fuk is that shit... i dont want to get back with him or even sleep for him for that matter. we had what we had it was good for abit and thats basically it. i mean i tried telling him love hurts you cant help it or explain it or anything like that and told him just to be strong. and get through this and just ignore this chick for awhile and see what happens...but ya there is no reasoning with someone who is hurting but i guess it just upset me because here i was trying to be a friend and he go's well i dont have any friends i mean talk about a kick in the teeth. i dont im trying anymore...i give my advice because well i have been there done that went through the shit and i survived and believe me im not one that deals with depression and heartache well. I dont know i just need to rant about it. hope everyone has a great weekend! (0) Comments

Posted: 9/28/2007 2:00:27 PM

Wow I havnt been here in FOREVE......

So how is everyone?? Hope everyone is doing good?? Me Im doing ok been one hell of a summer...iy where do i start...well i switched majors at school im now in cosmotology which rocks!! i love it!! umm lets see what else...oh i caught my fiance messing around with one of my best friends! ya shitty i know!! and she is married so ya that wasnt to cool!!!! but me and him are going to try and work it out for the 10 millionth time!!! i told him i wasnt taking the blame for this one because it wasnt my fault at all!!! it was just crazyness i tell you what!! lets see i started a new job at a hardware store its awesome!! my managers r pretty cool theres one manager who is super cool and well hot!! the people i work with r really awesome also. hmm other then that not to much going on this way i cut my hair i have new pics of that. oh my ex who i was totally in love with got his heart broken i feel bad because i know what he is going through but then again im happy like ha ha asshole now you know what i went through. so i guess im 50 50 on that one...but just thought i would pop in say hello and see how everyone is doing. (3) Comments

Posted: 9/21/2007 1:14:42 PM

marriage

so idont know if i posted anything on here yet but im suppose to be getting married in well 4months!! im so excitited...but there have been so many major rollercosters with this. its actually drivivng me crazy!! oh and i started school im going for professional admin assistant. its ok i suppose...anyhow just thought i would give everyone a update and tell yall that i was gettting married. (0) Comments

Posted: 5/21/2007 10:52:09 AM

New Pics.

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Posted: 4/13/2007 10:17:28 PM

A Love without GoodBye

A lifetime filled with cheating hearts, all echo from my past, The "promise trues" and "I love you's, " each one was meant to last. So fine this line of sharing, built with honesty and trust, Each vow left inside my head, now slowly gathers dust. I struggle to tomorrow, searching hope, yet walking blind, While broken dreams, and silent screams, play re-runs in my mind. I try to shake, each past mistake, and meet what lies ahead, While hearing cold reminders of these promises once said. It's hard to feel, what's wrong from real, when shadows dim the light, I close my eyes and dream a dream of heaven every night. Will this all unfold, in this history I hold is it a guiding hand? These scars I show, a lesson, I yet don't understand? Another day awaits me, in this life I call my own, A cruel delay frustrates me, as I face this world alone. Let words once said, and tears long shed, rest peaceful in this heart, I know the pain of love in vain, and it always plays its part. With open arms I welcome what new dreams that may arise, I only pray to find one day, a love without good-byes (0) Comments

Posted: 4/13/2007 10:07:13 PM

The Dance

As i close my eyes i see myself standing in the middle of a ballroom everyone is there dancing and having a good time. i have on this gorgues ball gown. and then out of no where you appear. you gently grab my hand and give it a kiss. then we beging to dance and we dance as if no one is watching us just me and you and the sweet sounds of pachelbel. I feel as if im floating on air every step so delicate and sweet. every spin just so. as we smile and look deeply into each other eyes it feel's as if the song was made just for us. You pull me closer into you. it seems as if we have been for dancing for hrs when really it has just been a few minutes. the song ends the crowd appluades as if they have never seen anything more beautiful in there life, some are crying as if they could just see the love between us grow stronger and stronger. as we turn to take a bow i look up and you gently kiss my cheek and say till we meet again my sweet princess. then you kiss my hand once more then you are gone. then i wake for this beautiful dream. knowing that when i go to bed tonight we shall meet again for another enchancting dance. another chance to be in each others arms again to feel the passion and love between us grow a little stronger once more. (0) Comments

Posted: 4/13/2007 9:13:49 PM

Come check out Myspace! :) yes im pretty lame and have no life lol

www.myspace.com/prettybabygurl (0) Comments

Posted: 3/18/2007 2:38:25 PM

Death

It's Been a Yr yesterday Since My Good Friend Heidi was killed in a DD accident. And Of course the 1yr had to be on a day i had to work...So to even think about her lost and how i missed her was out of the question because well i would have broke down and cried...Well my friend earlier in the wk said she was going to run a ad in the paper just letting people know that she was still not forgotten and truly missed. Well of course i stopped by the store to grab myself a paper before work...and i showed my best friend the ad..now i didnt read i couldnt even look at the ad...so i sat the paper down at my desk and went on break. well i came back sat down and like a dumbass i forgot to but that section of the paper away and there it was clear as day and i just busted out in tears just like i did the day i was told about her death...so i went and told my boss i had to leave and he was really cool about it. As i was grabbing my stuff to leave my friend came over and hugged me and i lost it some more. and then my 2 other friends came up to me and just held me! it was really nice to know i had freinds there that cared enough to support me...then this one girl was like shellie just go outside take a breather u will be fine...and i just looked at her and bit my tounge...many ppl can handle death just fine some even obeses over it but me i hate death every part of it, it scares me more then anything in this world. there is soooo much emotion with death, and its actually to much for me to handle. Thats is the main reason i try not to care for ppl as much as i do. i cant stand the lost of a friend or even family...now heidi's funeral was the 2nd i had been to in my life!!! i couldnt bring myself to go to my other friends funeral that shot himself and that was not the way i wanted to remember him. Now i know death is a everyday thing. but to lose ppl at such a younge age is scary. Heidi had two beautiful little girls. who were actually in the car the night there mother died. now they will never really get to know what a great mother they had! the whole thing still get's to me..And i want to thank my friends for beining there for me when i needed them the most. Here is the ad that we ran in the paper saturday. its so beautiful. I guess thats really all i have to say! just needed to get that all out. ~Shellie (0) Comments

Posted: 3/18/2007 2:28:33 PM

Photos

So i posted pics in my photo album and yes im bored! lol (1) Comments

Posted: 2/24/2007 7:19:11 PM

HMMM UHHHHHHH AHHH

I gaze upwards into the sky such splendour, such peace, by and by, A canopy of stars up above me a myriad of wonder for me to see, This glorious sight, tis a sanctuary there's no more tears, for me to flee. Propelling me to realms on another plain taking my nightmares, taking my pain, A falling star, just like a spark searing my soul, searing my heart, It's utter beauty is trully unbounded so totally free and never hounded. The calm, the serenity, I'm trully blessed feeling for now my torment is at rest, The nightmares, the pain, they will cease bringing to me some inner peace, For to gaze upwards upon this sight makes my soul swell with so much might. (1) Comments

Posted: 2/22/2007 4:49:18 PM

AHHHHHHHH...thank god this wk is over!!

well i made it through this wk..amazing huh!! well lets see i got pink eye this wk which sucked..but i think it was gods way of saying ha ha ha ha because i dressed in all black valentines day..lets see then they day before vday me and my ex that i was trying to start over with well basically called it quits...no sweat off my back tho. i could have caredless so it was whatever . then friday night was my night went out with some friends and got trashed now i havnt gotten trashed since last yr somtime so ya it was good to just go out and let lose after the wk i had!! but ya im over my pink eye thank god!! that shit was irratating!! but now i have this nasty ass headcold that is going around!! ya for me!! im just glad tomorrow is monday and im going back to work! i miss work..i havnt been there since wensday and had thur fri and sat off and thats why to long for me. anyways hope everyone had a great wk and wkend! catcha yall later! shell (0) Comments

Posted: 2/18/2007 2:53:23 PM

Wow...I havnt been here for ever!

Wow where do i start...its been awhile since i have written anything here...Well i got some new pics i will share them here in a minute! but other then that life hasnt been to bad just working non stop. recinciled (i think thats how you spell it ) with a old friend! actually my best friend! we have been frinds for almost 8 yrs now! but we fight an dont talk for like 2 months then were cool. but we did get are yearly fight out of the way so it worked lol. hmm what else oh i got a new hair color medium redish brown. it doesnt look to bad. i like it alot! My daughter is doing great! going to be 3 yrs old here soon!! like in a month and we are having a skating party for her! she's totally excitied while my wallet is screaming for dear life!! lol. but its well worth it! got some excellent news a couple days ago from a guy i use to date so ya its awesome! but other then that nothing real exciting! hope everyone is well!! heres the pics!!! catch yall later. MUAHHHH (1) Comments

Posted: 2/1/2007 5:16:28 PM

Watch what you answer!!

Watch what you answer!! An Alabama Mountain Woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home, she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?" He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse." The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body. "What in the world happened?" asked her husband. "Danged if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose... (2) Comments

Posted: 1/4/2007 7:44:27 PM

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

WEll i wanted to stop by an say happy holidays an Hi to all my friends hope everyone is doing well! Havnt been around alot work has got me beat an with the holidays phew crazzzzzzzzzyness!! hope everyone had a great xmas an a happy new yr an be safe! Luv Shellie (0) Comments

Posted: 12/30/2006 8:07:09 PM

Hi Ppl.........

ahhhhhhhhh so i see i havnt bein here for awhile! so i have come to pester u ppl with a blog lol....hmmm lets see nothing to much exciting going on this way...enjoying this great snow we HAD! an working....work as bein a blast lately the more i can of grow out of my cacoon the more ppl im getting to know. an well there all pretty awesome! except one! OMG! she is knowing, like i knew this chica when we went to school together an wow i hated her then...an well when i first started back i sat there for about a wk going i know that chick for some where an then DING DONG it clicked an i was like oh god!!!! so i just stayed away from her...well since my work putting everyone in pods to the highest to the lowest sph's (sales per hour) i got the pleasure of sitting next to her. an wow she about drove me insane!!! so after 2 whole days of her shit i was like umm ya switch my seat or imma kill this chick! so i got switched hehehe!! so a 2wk's goes by an i look at the seating chart just to see where my seat was...well at 8am in the morning im not even awake enough to notcie her ass was right next to me AGAIN!!! so ok she starts her shit complaing because we now have to take r schedual days offs an blah blah an how she isnt working every damn saturday an on an on all fukken day! i was like whatever an did my thang an just ignored the bitch! well omg she flips like WHOA!! all because her ride left early an didnt tell her. i was like woooooooow! well then she just starts going off at the mouth getting louder an louder i was like dear lord!!! an by this time im in a sale with some guy trying to get him to transfer his other cc to the one i was signing him up for an i could hear her in my headset! well i ended up with the sale but the whole time i could hear her over myself so i got off the phone with the guy logged off threw my head set down an turned looked at her an just as i was about to go off i said screw it an went to the bathroom. took so breathes an went back out on the floor. well i get back on the phones an she is still throwing a fit about her ride leaving so i finally got my supervisors attention an said i need to talk to you NOW! so once again i logged off an before i could get the words out my mouth she was like i know what ur going to say an yes i will move you i was like good because if that lil girl dont shut her mouth i will do it for her! an then i proceeded to tell my supervisor about all her shit today that she was going off about! because frankly it got to me....so i go an sit down we have 5 minutes left of work an this chickie an this girl were going off about going to this place ict an yada yada an i just looked at them an said u hate this job so fukking bad then just leave! they just looked at me like Excuse me i was like whatever logged off an left early i was like screw this shit! so to make a long story short i got my seat moved an im happy as a horse now !!! lets see what else has bein going on.......Oh i dropped my best friend as of last sunday! i found out she was talking shit on me when i wasnt around. which is pretty fukken low i think i mean if ur going to talk shit on me do it but do it to my face! if u think im a bitch tell me dont tell other ppl u think im a slut well dont be telling ppl u know who r going to tell me ...just be women enough to tell me to my face! so ya that was basically what broke the realtionship with us. an frankly the way she had bein acting towards me i wasnt havin it anyhow! (0) Comments

Posted: 11/12/2006 4:17:53 PM

My fav tv show wwe

So as many ppl know wwe is my favorite tv right up there with grays anatomy an my name is earl! so anyhow! it just really pissed me off last tonight with that good for nothing faggot federline! ok i can see the guys from jackass on there thats cool cause they do stupid shit like that. but wtf k-fed trying to wrestle??? An he doesnt even really wrestle he has king booker an big show an nitro fight his beef with cena im mean just ahhhhh!!! all mr.k-fed is doing is promoting his new cd which will SUCK!!! just ahhhh its like wwe is is losing idea for wrestling idea so they have to bring in idiots like k-fed! An oh what did k-fed do to cena tonight Slap him! i mean hell i can do that! i just wish if these punks r comming to start shit an fight that they would an not have other ppl do it for them! Oh an this shit with edge an RKO oooo just makes me want to spit these punks r just stupid! an then thinking they can defeat DX hahahaha! that makes me want to laugh! i dunno this whole wrestling thing is getting so damn predictable anymore. its like tonight who is going to win dx or those two losers...well come on ppl lets think vince shane an coachmen r all going to be down there so its going to be a dirty fight an those losers will win! ARRRGGGGHHHH....who the hell knows anymore. i sure as fuk dont! I just need my wrestling spirit restored like something major has to happen where it just floors me off my ass. insted of me sitting here going will let me guess so an so r going to come out an this an that is going to happen an so an so are going to win. i mean wouldnt that pist yall off!?!?! (1) Comments

Posted: 10/23/2006 9:34:09 PM

So tired....

Oh beinging the child that doesnt ask for a hand out...it seems like everytime i turn around one of my siblings ( younger bro an step sis) r getting handout from my mom an step dad an my dad.. im so very tired of it...i mean i work my ass off just as hard as them. if not even more then them. an yet they still get whatever they want. I mean hell my dad just forked over 750 bucks so my brother could get his car inspected but when my car needed it who the hell cared...NO ONE!! i do so much more then those 2. i work take care of a child clean house make dinners everything an stillnothing its like im there for anyone when they need something an its like when it comes to me well i get the big FUCK YOU! an im like wtf? just like the other day. my daughter father couldnt get her from day care an well his father who said he would was in canada so obviously he couldnt go get her, anyhow my mom had off an i called her an told her what was going on an she was all like well i SUPPOSE u want a ride. an i just stood there a minute on the phone an was like no never mind forget it. an i wouldnt have it she didnt use such attitude with it. becuase i know i would have heard how it is her only day off an blah blah an yada yada. an you know it makes me so mad becuase she does for everyone else but me, an if she can do something for me i hear about it. so its not even worth asking. its like my brother who is 21 stays at my moms house for rent free can come in drink when he was underage an everything else. bring alci in the house have his underage friends drink in the house. fuk my car up becuase he was high an lord anything else u can think of an get away with it!!!!!!! i mean how is that fair!!!! i came home drunk one night an i was 18 an i had just graduated hs an dont u know my mom called the cops on me!! an thanks to her i lost my DL that i didnt eve have yet! i mean wtf why the hell u going to do that to one child an not the other. im just really to the point where i just want to cut all ties with ppl in my family becuase it is so 2 faced! its ok for one sibling to do. but oh not the other. how the FUK is that fair!! oh an my dad, makes me just as mad. like i said paid for my brothers car to get inspected after he left them with a massive cell phone bill. an stuck them with a contract but yet my dad said my contract is up at the end of dec an thats it! I mean HELLO! i havnt heard shit on the god damn thing an wtf i owe! an yet ur going to be like fuk you no cell phone cause u didnt pay? no lets see...i need the cell phone for my kid becuase she is in day care. An for when her father calls to tell me he cant pick her up from day care. because lord knows i cant get calls at work, becuase those idiots dont know how to give messages to ppl. an it was like a couple months ago my step mom said something about my cell phone an i was like WHOA u talk to my dad about it becuase he hasnt emailed or called me or anything about the bill..an he knows all my damn email addys. so i dunnno anymore i really dont what i need to screw ppl over to get what i want. iyiyi i dunno anymore about anything. its like im falling in this black hole with no ending an no one will be there to save me becuase there all wrapped up in what my brother or step sis need. i mean hell i had to pull teeth to get a key to my moms house an everyone else had one but me! im like wtf is wrong with this picture here. i swear if i ever have another kid i will NEVER ever treat them that way it will be 50/50 or nothing. an i wont let one get away with something an punish the other one for the same thing he/or she did. it just isnt right at all! (0) Comments

Posted: 10/18/2006 12:24:38 PM

The Skunk!

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what about the smell?" "Just hold its little nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit out of him died at the scene. (1) Comments

Posted: 10/18/2006 7:37:06 AM

Why Parents Drink!!!!!

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello? Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered< BR>answer. Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle, "ME (0) Comments

Posted: 10/17/2006 10:20:10 PM

Take the time to live!!!

Philosophy GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . having friends. At age 16 success is . having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . having money. At age 50 success is . . having money. At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is having friends. At age 80 success is . . not peeing in your pants. Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. Have a wonderful day with many *smiles* Take the time to live!!! Life is too short (0) Comments

Posted: 10/10/2006 7:15:28 PM

Short Jokes for a Monday

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes." ************************************************** One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing *********************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out." *********************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband *********************************************** A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters: ' C Z W I X N O S T A C Z' "Can you read this?" the optician asked "Read it?" the Polish immigrant replied, "I know the guy." > > ************************************************ > > Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardoney. (0) Comments

Posted: 10/9/2006 8:30:06 PM

awwwwwwwwww

Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. Happy Fall! (0) Comments

Posted: 10/4/2006 12:15:44 PM

My Family

This PIcture has a little bit of every one my brothers an i my gandfather rip my mom goobie an my cat i do believe! Me an My Grandma! She is such a wonderful women! My Dear cat Max! He is such a loaf an a love! This is Goobie! he was in my family for yrs my mom was a foster mom an took him in when he was just a wk old! he was a permie at that! well my mom was in the stages of adopting him an got brest cancer so she didnt think she would be able to adopt him an another family did an promised that he would still be in our lives well they broke that promise an left a huge hole in my heart! he is the sweetest kindess lil boy ever! an as soon as i get more money im going to go search for him. My Brothers and I, I was sick when this pic was taken! My Gandfather an my lil brother! This is my mother the coolest women ever an kindest an just all around great person! (0) Comments

Posted: 9/30/2006 5:55:36 PM

Parents have no say!

So monday night i ended up at the er with my daughter, she had a temp of 101.7 at day care, so as soon as i got her from daycare i took her down to the er well an sat there for 2 an half hrs. now mind u she had a freakin temp an they didnt give her anything for it when they admitted her! so were sitting there an finally get seen well here she has a ear infection surprise surprise! she is so notorius for them! anyhow i ask the doc about her going back to day care on tuesday he said as long as she didnt have a temp in the morning to send her an to send mortin with her just in case she needed it that day. so i sent it with her along with a letter saying that i was an to give it to her if she started to run a fever. i also put in the note that she was not allowed outside because well it is bein really chilly up here an i didnt want to ear infection to get any worse. now ppl that have ever had a ear infection know that when the wind hits the ear that is infected it hurts like hell!! so anyhow i get a call on my cell from day care saying they cant give the mortin to her an that I her mother needed a excuse from the doctor saying she couldnt go outside i was like WHAT!!! me as her mother cant say she cant go outside! I her mother who went through 3 DAYS of labor with her an carried her for nine months! what excuse me! how is that? i dont really understand it at all! its like i have no say at all in my kids life! but doctors do! there not rasing my kid! i know my kid better then any doctor! so i know that she doesnt need to be outside when she has a infection! (1) Comments

Posted: 9/30/2006 5:25:45 PM

Great Bus Service!

So Ok Im A Big Person on customer service! i tried like hell to give the best customer serivce to customers when i worked at co fair an now that im back in telemarketing! well lets see i have found that the great bus drivers here in erie are rotten ppl! just the other day some guy got on the bus now i dont know if he was drunk he could have bein or maybe he was going through some kind of diebetic thing. i remember seeing an learing that diebetics act just like someone who is drunk because the sugar is low or they havnt had there insulin shot! so anyhow. the guy didnt have enough money for the fair so im like here take my transfer i dont need it an the bus driver was like no he needs help im like excuse me an just went an sat down. i was so mad becuase what if something would have happen to that guy like getting hit by another car or something an died. i dunno im just that kind of person tho. anyhow so on friday morning on my way to work we pick these kids up so this one kid had forgotten his pass an the bus driver made him get off because he didnt have it. i was like come on the kid rides the bus every FREAKIN mornin. i dunno that just really pissed me off because these kids are actually going to school an getting a education insted out on the streets selling drugs an killing each other! it just amazes me how erie says r bus drivers are so great but yet they r the RUDEST! ppl i have ever met i mean comeon ppl! im sure ppl wouldnt think they were so great if they rode the bus everyday like some of us do! (0) Comments

Posted: 9/30/2006 4:58:32 PM

Intresting facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to thebody to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) (0) Comments

Posted: 9/26/2006 3:32:45 PM