stolen from taby. Posted 12/22/2008 5:18:42 AM No names, numbers only. This isn't to call anybody out or hook up. It's just curiosity getting the better of me. **disclaimer** These questions are posed AS IF YOU WERE SINGLE. Just take a time out and pretend. And please be honest. **warning** Liars go to Hell where I stab them with flaming twin katanas for eternity. White Slavery Rocks. . It's hot alright, but not in a good way.Tell me:How many people on your flist with whom you would seriously consider...a) having a one night stand?(be honest, everyone likes to flirt, but are there any with whom you'd sincerely bump monkeys?)b) having a several night stand (aka being "buddies")?c) having a relationship?a (0) Comments

stolen from taby. Posted 12/22/2008 5:17:42 AM No names, numbers only. This isn't to call anybody out or hook up. It's just curiosity getting the better of me. **disclaimer** These questions are posed AS IF YOU WERE SINGLE. Just take a time out and pretend. And please be honest. **warning** Liars go to Hell where I stab them with flaming twin katanas for eternity. White Slavery Rocks. . It's hot alright, but not in a good way.Tell me:How many people on your flist with whom you would seriously consider...a) having a one night stand?(be honest, everyone likes to flirt, but are there any with whom you'd sincerely bump monkeys?)b) having a several night stand (aka being "buddies")?c) having a relationship?a (0) Comments

stolen from taby. Posted 12/22/2008 5:16:49 AM No names, numbers only. This isn't to call anybody out or hook up. It's just curiosity getting the better of me. **disclaimer** These questions are posed AS IF YOU WERE SINGLE. Just take a time out and pretend. And please be honest. **warning** Liars go to Hell where I stab them with flaming twin katanas for eternity. White Slavery Rocks. . It's hot alright, but not in a good way.Tell me:How many people on your flist with whom you would seriously consider...a) having a one night stand?(be honest, everyone likes to flirt, but are there any with whom you'd sincerely bump monkeys?)b) having a several night stand (aka being "buddies")?c) having a relationship?a (0) Comments

stolen from taby. Posted 12/22/2008 5:15:29 AM No names, numbers only. This isn't to call anybody out or hook up. It's just curiosity getting the better of me. **disclaimer** These questions are posed AS IF YOU WERE SINGLE. Just take a time out and pretend. And please be honest. **warning** Liars go to Hell where I stab them with flaming twin katanas for eternity. White Slavery Rocks. . It's hot alright, but not in a good way.Tell me:How many people on your flist with whom you would seriously consider...a) having a one night stand?(be honest, everyone likes to flirt, but are there any with whom you'd sincerely bump monkeys?)b) having a several night stand (aka being "buddies")?c) having a relationship?a (0) Comments

stolen from taby. Posted 12/22/2008 5:15:23 AM No names, numbers only. This isn't to call anybody out or hook up. It's just curiosity getting the better of me. **disclaimer** These questions are posed AS IF YOU WERE SINGLE. Just take a time out and pretend. And please be honest. **warning** Liars go to Hell where I stab them with flaming twin katanas for eternity. White Slavery Rocks. . It's hot alright, but not in a good way.Tell me:How many people on your flist with whom you would seriously consider...a) having a one night stand?(be honest, everyone likes to flirt, but are there any with whom you'd sincerely bump monkeys?)b) having a several night stand (aka being "buddies")?c) having a relationship?a (0) Comments

fill in the blanks and it will write you a letter to santa. Posted 12/17/2008 8:34:44 PM http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htmSanta ClausNorth Pole, EarthDear Santa, I have been a good girl.It really wasn't my fault what happened at taby's Office party. It was siren who spiked the punch with too much lemon drop. I can't help it if I drank 26 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like dragon's blood.I thought it was funny when I put madison's bandana on my head and danced the tap on the hammock while singing `icicle'. I didn't mean to break taby's vibrator and don't know why taby would accuse me of sodomy.I don't remember calling Jason's wife a erect pig---even though she looked like one with perrywinkle eye shadow and lime green lipstick!And when I threw up on Laura's husband's elbow, it was only because I ate too much of that chocolate mousse.After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my honda rebel through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a muddy ferret and have me arrested for purgery!So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all slimy and green. And I'm really not to blame for any of this brilliant stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and very yours,Alex (Really a nice girl!)P.S. It's only 52 bucks! (0) Comments

I want to explode. Posted 12/15/2008 4:16:48 PM This was the longest friday ever!!! GACK! We had a lunch rush from 11:00 till 2. at 2 points in time i had all 4 lines on hold and a line of customers to the door... someone shoot me for considering working food service again... I think I prefer dunken horny men! (0) Comments

Kirksville Mo, Mini road trip... Posted 12/10/2008 11:53:01 AM Saturday night I went up to Kirksville with Madison and Marissa for a show for the collage kids up there, madison thought it woudl be borringm but a mini road trip you couldnt tear me away from. I had a great time, we drove the 3 hours up there in horrable nasty monsoon rains somtimes making us slow down to 40MPH on the freeway because it was so bad. When we got there I got to play locker room bitch for a while, and was nicknamed 'pinky' by the LOUD drag queen from columbia, I watchedthe first 4 or 5 numbers then went back to see what was goign on in th back room, and ask madison to find out the sexual preferance of a really cute asian girl (whom i later found out was 19, sadly) Their was alot of REALLY cute girls, but they were all my little sister's age or younger... I just cant feel right about that. marissa had a hurt foot and a cold, so she got out of drag quickly after the preformance, but madison ran around flirting and chatting with everyone. about 4:30 am we finally left after all of us had done our share of flirting with the collage babies, and we went to a place called pancake city, where Madison and Marissa spent their time drooling over the manager (who kept walking by us often) at one point when he was walking away, madison said (under her breath) "he needs to tuck in his shirt" and abotu 3 secondas later he stuck both ahnds in his pockets, lifting his shirt enough for a good view of the shape of his arse, so madison decided thier was a god. it was 6am by the time we left Kirksville and marissa (who had to work at 12noon) fell fast asleep, madison had been up for almost 24 hours and was driving, and i who had been up almost as long finally had to take a cat nap just east of wentzville for 20 minutes (I feel so bad about sleeping when madison couldnt. I wish i hadnt.) we got back to marissa's car at faces about 9 am and I got home about 9:30 I slept till 4, I heard madison slept till 5. I still have Iowa Stubborn , a song form the music man in my head thanks to teh 2 of them. Grrr.... :) (0) Comments

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