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jokes: the one_question iq test Posted 1/29/2006 1:34:12 AM One-Question IQ Test Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day .. There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shop keeper and the purchase is done. Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sun glasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer . He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses" If you got this wrong -please turn off your computer and call it a day. (2) Comments

jokes: are you living in 2006? Posted 1/29/2006 1:29:17 AM YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it . 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends ... you know you want to! (0) Comments

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