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This could only be true; you simply can't make this stuff up! Posted 5/14/2008 5:35:38 AM The Dillard's Shopping Clutching their Dillard's shopping bags, Ellen and Kay woefully gazed down at a dead cat in the mall parking lot. Obviously a recent hit---no flies, no smell. What business could that poor kitty have had here?' murmured Ellen. 'Come on, Ellen, let's just go...' But Ellen had already grabbed her shopping bag and was explaining, 'I'll just put my things in your bag, and then I'll take the tissue.' She dumped her purchases in to Kay's bag and then used the tissue paper to cradle and lower the former feline into her own Dillard's bag and cover it. They continued the short trek to the car in silence, stashing their goods in the trunk. But it occurred to both of them that if they left Ellen's burial bag in the trunk, warmed by the TEXAS sunshine while they ate, Kay's Lumina would soon lose that new-car smell. They decided to leave the bag on top of the trunk, and they headed over to Luby's Cafeteria. After they cleared the serving line and sat down at a window table, they had a view of Kay's Chevy with the Dillard's bag still on the trunk. BUT not for long! As they ate, they noticed a black-haired woman in a red gingham shirt stroll by their car, look quickly this way and that, and then hook the Dillard's bag without breaking stride. She quickly walked out of their line of vision. Kay and Ellen shot each other a wide-eyed look of amazement. It all happened so fast that neither of them could think how to respond. Can you imagine finally sputtered Ellen; the nerve of that woman! Kay sympathized with Ellen, but inwardly a laugh was building as she thought about the grand surprise awaiting the red-gingham thief. Just when she thought she'd have to giggle into her napkin, she noticed Ellen's eyes freeze in the direction of the serving line. Following her gaze, Kay recognized with a shock the black-haired woman with THE Dillard's bag, hanging from her arm, brazenly pushing her tray toward the cashier. Helplessly they watched the scene unfold: After clearing the register, the woman settled at a table across from theirs, put the bag on an empty chair and began to eat. After a few bites of baked whitefish and green beans, she casually lifted the bag into her lap to survey her treasure. Looking from side to side, but not far enough to notice her rapt audience three tables over, she pulled out the tissue paper and peered into the bag. Her eyes widened, and she began to make a sort of gasping noise. The noise grew. The bag slid from her lap as she sank to the floor, wheezing and clutching her upper chest. The beverage cart attendant quickly recognized a customer in trouble and sent the busboy to call 911, while she administered the Heimlich maneuver. A crowd quickly gathered that did not include Ellen and Kay, who remained riveted to their chairs for seven whole minutes until the ambulance arrived. In a matter of minutes the curly-haired woman emerged from the crowd, still gasping, strapped securely on a gurney. Two well-trained EMS volunteers steered her to the waiting ambulance, while a third scooped up her belongings. The last they saw of the distressed cat-burglar, she disappeared behind the ambulance doors, ....................... the Dillard's bag perched on her stomach!! Sometimes, God does take care of those who do bad things! (AND once in awhileHe allows us to witness it)! (2) Comments

just for fun: Broken Lawnmower... Posted 3/30/2008 5:34:16 PM BROKEN LAWN MOWER When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the side walk." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have the limp. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. (2) Comments

just for fun: The over 39 Crowd Posted 3/28/2008 5:12:33 PM If you are 30 or older, you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what, with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning... uphill BOTH ways yada, yada, yada! And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter...with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances mister! We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids' and the graphics sucked! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE! When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed! Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your a$$ and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little bastards! And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire.... imagine that! If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over the stove forever like an idiot. That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled!!!!!!!!! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980! Oh yea, and a seatbelt was Mom throwing her arm across your chest every time she hit the brakes. Regards, The over 30 Crowd (3) Comments

just for fun: Why women are crabby...... Posted 1/10/2008 7:15:07 AM We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby. Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a whole watermelon and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER. Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, 'Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. 'Just one more good push' (more like 10), warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %$#*@*#!* hubby and doctor square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10 pound bowling ball through a keyhole. After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that 'cute' wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines. Then come their 'Teen Years.' Need I say more? When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday. So we progress into the grand finale: 'The Menopause,' the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned 'buds' or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillow cases daily and bite the head off anything that moves. Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks... So, while I love being a woman, 'Womanhood' would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. You think women are the 'weaker sex?' Yeah right. Bite me. (1) Comments

Kittie Whispers: Oh deer!!!! he fought back... Posted 12/31/2007 5:03:34 PM (0) Comments

Kittie Whispers: 'The Golden Compass' Posted 12/27/2007 4:44:49 AM Went to see The Golden Compass last night... and... wow. Have to say it was a great pic. We've all seen the trailers, and the controversy surrounding this film, but I cant wait to see what comes next. It left us with our young heroin going off to rescue her uncle, so you know there's gotta be more. It's easy to see, however, why the controversy over the film. It encourages freedom of thought, not only in a religious way, but also in a way which could make our governments squirm. The religious way only in the way that it touches on a number of the old religions.. ie; witches, animal spirits and the like.It pits all religions against the oppressive organised religious thought. The symbolism of the whore of babylon is not lost either, where the head of the religious order is this sultry beauty who would not flinch at the site of children being torn apart. And the name of Asreal being significant as he was both a demon and an angel(he is also known as the angel of death) The government in the way that it parallels with our own in the way that we have given them so much power that they can over-rule our wishes.(you only have to look at the Iraq debacle to know what I mean there). And in the way that they have you thinking that whatever they do is for your own good. (being told what we can do... eat.. etc) The govenrment and the religious faculties once more going hand in hand in the oppression of the people.Presumably the 'dust' is paralleled to our souls. When the human or his spirit is killed, the 'dust' dissolves and returns to the heavens. It includes parallel worlds which can be reached thru the dust, and the governments attempts to use this dust to dominate the parallel world as well as their own.How they will use any means at their disposal to advocate this end, whether it be military, poison, or the upbringing and control of our children to believe only what they say and do. The whole film advocates our freedom of thought and the return of morality and honour. Without letting too much out of the bag, re; the prince of the icebears having lost his honor and pride, everyone giving up on him, except for our heroin who believes in him and gives him back his honour. All in all, it is a film well worth the watching, entertaining, and certainly thought provoking. (1) Comments

Kittie Whispers: Plant a tree for the environment Posted 12/18/2007 3:15:44 PM (0) Comments

just for fun: I 'elfed' myself and my hubby... LOL... Posted 12/15/2007 6:25:33 PM Click on the link to see us elfed... you can elf yourselves too. This is hilarious http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1438822817 if this link doesn't work, go to Myspace.. kittiew1 (0) Comments

just for fun: Obedience to this sign is obligatory LOL Posted 12/9/2007 2:09:06 PM I saw this sign beside some roadworks and just had to take a pic. However I think somebody must have complained about it as the next day it was replaced by the regular (this way, roadworks in progress) sign. Ooops.... (2) Comments

just for fun: A very special x-mas video... Posted 12/7/2007 6:05:50 AM introducin Mr Hanky, the christmas poo. If you think you're gonna be offended... DON'T WATCH! (1) Comments

Things I love: A little something for Christmas.... Posted 12/6/2007 10:40:45 AM (0) Comments

Kittie Whispers: Dance of the wild Faeries Posted 12/2/2007 5:24:22 PM Dance of the Wild Fairies .. Add to My Profile (1) Comments

Kittie Whispers: Dance of the wild faeries... Posted 12/2/2007 5:22:53 PM Dance of the Wild Fairies

just for fun: You just know I had to...... Posted 11/30/2007 7:51:05 AM Ok... so I jumped on the bandwagon. Have only one question. Why are there no female superhero's listed? What Super Heroe are you most like? Superman You are Superman! Also known as "The Man Of Steal"!!!Superman is a natural leader. Therefore, he is the leader for Justice League. He has the super powers of super strength, heat vision, and x-ray vision. He came from the planet Krypton, and all of the Krypton's get hurt badly from Kryptonite, which is a green glowing gem. Kryptonite could kill Superman, but not anyone else.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic (2) Comments

just for fun: Duct tape to save the world.... ya gotta see this... Posted 11/26/2007 4:36:13 PM All you need is Duct Tape! .. Add to My Profile | More Videos (3) Comments

Kittie Whispers: Aaaarrghhhhh!!!!!! Posted 11/25/2007 9:36:36 AM Stopping smoking.... aaaarrghhhhh..... why oh why is it so hard? Been smoking for nigh on 30years (wow, is it really that long?). Decided I have to stop for the sake of my health.... but REALLY... stubbed out my last ciggy last night, thought I was doin ok till this morn when everything went horribly wrong. Woke up at 5.30am with bad stomach cramps. Guess what? 'Auntie Flo' arrived n I feel like hell. Then the internet decided to act up on me. Provider kept failing, and try as I might, couldnt stay online long enough even to say hi. Bird cage needs cleaning, have to go visiting tonight, n I think the world is falling apart. So, once again... aaaarrrghhh....... (1) Comments

Kittie Whispers: Winnie the Pooh v Rammstein Posted 11/24/2007 9:34:13 AM I know hubby bitched about this, but this is just too cool to pass up. Wow, how my music tastes have changed since meeting him. Cant work out whether for the good or not LOL. What do you think? Pooh vs. Rammstein Add to My Profile | More Videos (1) Comments

just for fun: Tweety gets even LOL.. Babbott n Catsello Posted 11/20/2007 7:59:31 AM You gotta watch this... (0) Comments

just for fun: Bad Kittie... Nearly pee'd myself laffn at this one.. Posted 11/18/2007 3:29:06 PM Bad Pussy Add to My Profile | More Videos (2) Comments

Things I love: CLEVER CROWS......... Posted 11/18/2007 4:05:22 AM YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS IF YOUR A CROW LOVER AS I AM.... (1) Comments

just for fun: More Bettie pics.. Posted 11/16/2007 4:21:01 PM From my hubby's stache for all you 'bettie' fans out there (1) Comments

Kittie Whispers: Profile pic? Which one? Input wanted.. Posted 11/16/2007 3:11:56 PM or the one I have? (3) Comments

just for fun: Dear Dr Ruth... Posted 11/16/2007 2:43:43 PM (0) Comments

just for fun: What kind of muppet are you? Posted 11/16/2007 1:58:01 PM You Are Animal A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts. You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary. But you sure can beat a good drum. "Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test (1) Comments

just for fun: How white n nerdy are you? Posted 11/14/2007 9:32:03 AM just click on the link and take the nerdy test border="0" alt="You are 82% white and nerdy."> How White and Nerdy Are You? (0) Comments

Kittie Whispers: 'nobody wanted him'............ Posted 11/14/2007 12:39:42 AM The truly amazing part of my marraige came when i asked my husband "How did i get so lucky?". He got a sad look in his eyes and said 'nobody wanted me...my first wife did drugs and cheated, my second cheated on me and wanted a divorce after she fell in love with another woman, the woman i dated after that wanted a "thug" type of guy, and the one after that wanted a married man to cheat with her...they all wanted something i'm not. They dont want a nice guy who can cook and is affectionate, they wanted the bad boy.' Sooo, i said. then he said 'ive done the bad boy thing in my youth....and i have the nightmares to prove it, id rather have love and faithfullness and a warm cuddle' then he went into the kitchen and made me a cheesecake..... (1) Comments

Kittie Whispers: Wow!!! That was so sweet of him....... Posted 11/13/2007 5:16:47 PM Hubby left me this in a comment... got me right in the heart.... just had to share it (1) Comments

Kittie Whispers: I adopted a crow in a bottle Posted 11/11/2007 3:25:24 AM Doesnt replace Beaky by any means, but as close as I can get... my husband found this site and post them for conservation awareness,, the crow definitely had to be mine. (1) Comments

litterbox productions presents: My piece of earth video.... Posted 11/9/2007 7:09:38 AM My hubby did this to make me smile....did it make you smile? LET ME KNOW! (2) Comments

litterbox productions presents: My first goth video........ Posted 11/9/2007 5:42:41 AM So... here we go.. BLAME HUBBY LOL... doin our thing, creating video from pics and music. These are from the Edinburgh Dungeon, where we had a blast. Hope you enjoy watching it as much as we enjoyed making it. (1) Comments

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General Comments figgyjslyme Posted 4/3/2008 10:19:34 AM Hi! Thanks for the crow info! I had no idea that they had such strong family bonds. I tried to take a pic of the family eating corn in the snow, but, at that moment, my batteries went dead. Will try again. Have a great day! figgyjslyme Posted 3/31/2008 10:37:48 AM Hi! We have a Mom, Pop and Baby crow living on our land. I thought that the baby would fly off on his own by now. It's been almost a year and he is still with his parents. I'm gonna try and get a pic of our crow family. Mistletoe Posted 12/27/2007 7:08:17 AM Hey now i got it! LOL :o) Ok, this is a lot nicer than to PM you all the time. I hope your Xmas went nicely, mine was perfect! :o) its-just-cindi Posted 12/10/2007 7:33:41 AM Hope you have a wonderful birthday! bpasdaddy2 Posted 12/3/2007 1:46:40 PM happy monday! bpasdaddy2 Posted 11/28/2007 10:29:38 AM hey, don't think you're too forward lol, she'd just prefer not to have her pic posted.... Jkrapture Posted 11/25/2007 10:44:28 PM Sweet Thanks... Mistletoe Posted 11/25/2007 9:57:55 AM just scroll all the way down and you'll find my music box. :o) Jkrapture Posted 11/24/2007 12:18:35 PM Love the song on your site, what is it called? Bunny Posted 11/21/2007 1:53:38 PM Yes you got me in time, I'm from PA. I'll be celebrating tomorrow by stuffing myself with turkey. lol bpasdaddy2 Posted 11/21/2007 1:43:09 PM that you do, wish we had some kind of holiday that involved a plot to overthrow the government!!! and fireworks to boot!! like the use of the Canadian "eh" by the way. bpasdaddy2 Posted 11/21/2007 1:37:37 PM hey, thanks for the tgiving wishes, but we canucks celebrate it in October....earlier harvest and all... bpasdaddy2 Posted 11/21/2007 1:34:45 PM hey kitty, tx for the comment! Mistletoe Posted 11/18/2007 4:12:58 PM awwww..that was gorgeous pic. How did you know i love everything about unicorns?? :o) thank you so much for the pic. :o) Jkrapture Posted 11/18/2007 4:09:42 PM Thank you for blocking and than unblocking me. I have made some good progress these past few days. Mistletoe Posted 11/17/2007 3:44:09 AM Good morning! :o) Nice to see someone else is here this "early". Altho..i have to go now! :o/ Have a nice day! its-just-cindi Posted 11/16/2007 2:15:29 PM Love the background and totally love your new profile pic! Mistletoe Posted 11/10/2007 5:46:55 PM OH HAHAHA!!! :o) That video was great! LOL Whatta sweetheart that landlord was..a bit sad tho that he has bigger boobs than i do! LOLOLOL! :o) Mistletoe Posted 11/10/2007 5:36:02 PM Thi is wha it ould loolikeifi typd normaly. = "This is what it would look like if i typed normally" :o) Mistletoe Posted 11/10/2007 5:34:33 PM And i will go to check your brother's video now. one question: why does your page "freeze" my PC? I have to hit my keyboard REALLY hard to be able to type here...i'll show you: Please login to post a comment.