Bio
So I live in India and I love to speak english. My pen-pal set me up with this blog. I have only been two America once and I love two things about it. Th food at McDonalds and the toilets. I mean in India you can just walk out of your home and poop.
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Age: 1
Location: India
Gender: M
Member Since: 4/7/2007 4:05:12 PM
Last Seen: 10/15/2007 4:10:49 PM
Comments
you are NEVER on.
Hey John, I got a hot blog in your face!
Were going up to the Lake for 4 days in two weeks. woohoo!
im back
Hey John, when you gonna put new vids on?
I agree with Maeve. But at least your not in Papua new Guinea. LOL
john udon't live in india!!!!! u live right by me!!!!! we live in Connecticut!!!!!liar!!!! don't lie!!!!
No you're NOT!!!!Arghhhhh!!!!!!
Like the new vids John.
Hey John, it's Aidan. Get on more and add me.
you have to get on more!
HI! Have a nice day!
hi all
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In The Jungle
Posted on 6/28/2007 12:31:58 PM | (0) Comments
Shaq, Dwight, and LeBron dance off
Posted on 6/28/2007 12:22:18 PM | (1) Comments
Kip, Cage fighter?
Posted on 6/28/2007 12:10:59 PM | (0) Comments
jurassic fart/modern animal fart
Posted on 6/28/2007 12:10:25 PM | (1) Comments
gay guy dancing
Posted on 6/28/2007 12:07:18 PM | (1) Comments
its a bottle opener
Posted on 6/25/2007 11:54:30 AM | (1) Comments
someone woke up on the wrong side of the rock!
Posted on 6/25/2007 11:50:05 AM | (0) Comments
Did you use FedEx
Posted on 6/25/2007 11:44:58 AM | (0) Comments
Quick do something manly!!!!
Posted on 6/25/2007 11:44:52 AM | (1) Comments
idk my bff jill?
Posted on 6/25/2007 11:37:52 AM | (1) Comments
beautiful girls
Posted on 6/25/2007 11:37:52 AM | (3) Comments
summer love
Posted on 6/25/2007 11:36:27 AM | (0) Comments
buy you a drink
Posted on 6/25/2007 11:35:44 AM | (1) Comments
Blades of Glory quotes
Posted on 4/15/2007 6:19:52 PM | (3) Comments
Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk up in your trunk? Ima get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [Disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. You don't even know what that means.
Chazz: Nobody knows what it means, but its provocative...
Jimmy: No, its not.
Chazz: ...It gets the people going!
Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk up in your trunk? Ima get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [Disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. You don't even know what that means.
Chazz: Nobody knows what it means, but its provocative...
Jimmy: No, its not.
Chazz: ...It gets the people going!
Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.
Fairchild Van Waldenberg: [trying to trick their sister into spying on Jimmy and Chazz] Mommy and Daddy would've wanted you to do it!
Stranz Van Waldenberg: Yeah, remember how they used to be alive?
Jimmy: Hey could you help me?
Little Kid: Strangers are danger.
Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.
Chazz: They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.
Blades of Glory
Posted on 4/11/2007 9:53:43 AM | (2) Comments
Blades of Glory is 1 of the funniest movies i've ever seen its hilarious easily an oscar nominee for will ferrel and jon heder
HILARIOUS
Yo Mama Jokes
Posted on 4/7/2007 8:03:35 PM | (0) Comments
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.
Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.
Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch
Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.
Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.
Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.
Happy birthday John!