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Birthday!!! YAY!!!! Posted 11/10/2006 11:36:06 AM I got some extra time and I’m bored, I figure that I give an update on how my birthday went. After my previous blog I did go to get some coffee and some smokes, then my phone just rang nonstop the whole day. I felt loved. Later that night Erin came over and pre gamed a little and played dead or alive III (she is NOT worthy of playing me) before going to the bar. At the bar allot of people came to celebrate my awesomeness and of course to get me drunk and I thank everybody who came out that night. After everybody got me nice and saucy, I don’t recall how the conversation started, but something about orient point. I said I never been there before so Tristan says, “well we have to go then don’t we” So with Devon driving Tristan, rob, tom, and I , we all ventured out. Don’t really remember much of the ride their just drunken ramblings really, maybe from everyone, or just me, again I don’t really know. But when we finally got there we all stumbled out, and me in a drunken stupor took out my keys and went further into the parking lot looking for my car to get more cigarettes. While everyone else is going along the shore here I am trying to unlock a car that looks similar to mine. When it didn’t open I started to get pissed and then I proceeded to give the door a couple knee blows. All of the sudden I start to realize the background noise; I turn around to see what it is and yea! It’s the friggin ocean! Then it dawn on me “yea that’s right Alfred your not where your think you are, and you didn’t even drive tonight either dicksnot”. Leaving my bizzaro car with dents in the door I finally met up everyone. We stayed there for a little while and before leaving I picked up a rock to remember the night. I named him Norman. The light of dawn was approaching during the car ride back. We got to the parking lot of the bar and Tristan was to give me a ride home. The second I got into his truck I had to jump back out to throw up. With Norman in hand, I must have unhinged my jaw because of the ungodly amount of puke that came out of me in a matter of five seconds. “What the hell did I eat?” “Well you had some fries earlier” Tristan said. “So that has to be ketchup that can’t be blood” I got back home and got into bed and Norman and I had a great sleep. Overall I think my b-day went very well thanks again everybody. (0) Comments

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