Home | Edit Profile | View My Blog | Messages | Post an Article | Log Off | Browse Users | Forums | Contact Us | Help | Ripside Inc.
View with default template | Who's Here?
Lord of the Pit.
deadboy165
Lord of the Pit.
Profile

Thoughts and feelings of a raving lunatic.
Age: 22

Gender: M

Location: Provo, UT

Favorite Quote: "Enemies of metal, your death is our reward."
Favorite Band: Zao
Favorite Movie: Blues Brothers
Heros: Dethklok
Zodiac Sign: Mostly Pieces but Aries on leap years.
Books: Satan or Christ?, Vampire Lestat, The Giver
Interests(games): Counter-Strike: Source, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Sim City 3000, Diablo 2, Starcraft
Interests(other): Checking blogs/profiles 50x times a day, listening to music, sketching
Maritial Status:: Unavailable.

Friends
Send private message
Invite to Friend Network
Photo Album
Block this user
MOD: SUSPEND
groove_monster
00pjessica
lmzhj
Raven
kaydance
maira
janeygodley
Noel

Categories
All Categories
work
home
friends

Archives
December, 2006
November, 2006
October, 2006
August, 2006
July, 2006
June, 2006
May, 2006

friends: more lyric

power metal stylings.

Queen Killer

Through the marshes of the Count.
Over the snow-capped, epic mount.
Through the distance you can see.
Lights and sounds that can only be.
The black and moldy walls.
The fires burning in the halls.

Queen Killer!
Queen Killer!
Destroy the ruler of this land.
Murder the matriarch while you can.
Queen killer!
Queen killer!

The forces storm the throne.
Only guards. Snap their bones.
Follow the screams to th'royal hall.
Slay the courts. Kill the all.
Find her pawn in his bed.
Rend his neck from the head.

Queen killer!
Queen killer!
Queen for a queen. Life for a life.
No point now without this strife.
Queen killer!
Queen killer!

Up the stairs to find the prize.
The dead watch with sightless eyes.
Pull her hair back and take aim.
She's nothing more than just a stain.
Queen killer!


home: Never Ever Turn This Machine Off

Keep the Faith!

Keep the faith! Even if you're wrong.
NEVER LET IT DIE!
Keep the faith. Even if you're wrong.
Everyone else is wrong. Not you. NEVER YOU.
You know the truth.
No one else does, not even Christ knows what is real.
Keep the faith.
Keep the faith.
Write your own scriptures.
Tell your own history.
No one can disprove you.
God is on your side.
God is on YOUR side!


friends: CS is RL

When life gives you an ump go for the knife.

friends: again?

So, yeah. I got owned again this weekend. This time a little more serious. I'm wondering if all this effort is worth this sharp pain, but I'd like to think it's worth it.

Livin' life. That's all you can do.


friends: party party party party?

So, partying every night for 4 nights is tiring. Especially when you're trying to lay it all on the line and impress someone and they only stay for like 10 minutes. That's cool? No, not cool.


Dragon Punch

Approximate Pre-Holocaust Price:
Depending on your level of success while trying to pull it off, a dragon punch can either win or cost you all of the marbles. Please be sure to check the marblometer and run a cost/profit analysis before attempting.

Approximate Post-Holocaust Availability:
It's hard to say. Though some believe forward, down, and the word Shoryuken are elements of the dragon punch, the exact method of throwing a dragon punch has been lost in the mists of time. Maybe a young warrior will rediscover this lost art after ZH0H. May the gods have mercy on us all.

Benefits:
Your fist catches on fire and hits your target so fucking hard they fly high and far. During a true dragon punch, the thrower will move twice as far horizontally as he does vertically. Near-n-tall dragon punches are for posers.

Drawbacks:
None. Unless you are Sagat. How that monster could take something as pristine and good as a dragon punch and turn it into such a mockery of itself is beyond my comprehension. "Oh look, I'm Sagat. My dragon punch goes real high and I hit you about thirty times with it but I don't do any damage to you. I'm a fucking vag-face." For shame, Sagat, FOR SHAME!

Overall Effectiveness Score:
10 out of 10. God himself couldn't create a finer anti-zombie weapon. Capsule Computers, I salute you for the fine service you have done mankind.


home: are you ready?

mar·blom·e·ter n. An instrument used to measure the relative importance of a given situation. Measurements displayed on this instrument reflect the percentage of figurative "marbles" to be gained or lost, depending on the outcome of the situation in question.

Ex. "The marblometer readings were unusually high when Douglas decided to rappel from the 10th floor window of his zombie infested apartment using the entrails of his recenty deceased landlord and a hastily sharpened railroad spike."


work: uggggggh

i'm so tired all the time.

work: whoa... been a while.

jeez, it's been a while since i'd posted anything here... work is nice, though. keeps me busy all 10 hours then i'm just about ready to die once i get home. all in all, i'm glad i started working for provo city.

nothing really has happened lately, 'cept my bank effing me out of 63 bucks... bastards. that's life i suppose.

peace. i'm out.


work: busy for 15 minutes

finished up my application for provo. should be starting monday. drug test took so long. i swear people who showed up after me were going in before me. bullcrap.

i call'm as i see'm.


home: wtf

i can't believe i didn't get off my computer all day.

friends: DRAGONFORCE

driving 8 hours to denver and another 8 back was totally worth it.



\m/ may the 'force guide you. \m/


cinco de mayo

slept in, didn't go to work. guess that means i quit. no more k. after dragon force, workin' at the city. fun fun. i can't wait for dragon force!!

after i woke up i played counter-strike and oblivion. then the big syndicate bbq/lan party. i'm so tired right now and having fun. w00t dudes. w00t.


home: may 5th

a cold skate to work today. seemed short though. anyway, managers fought over what i was going to be doing... as usual. ended up building some asinine display outside. all the patio furniture and bbq grills had to be taken out. and i was the man in charge. glad i didn't finish. man, eff kmart.

after work spent a couple hours with connor at my place and anna's. cool little dude. even when he cries he emmits coolness.

excited for tomorrow though. after work i'm getting setup for a bbq with the syndicate, then a drunkin LAN. should be an interesting time.

DRAGONFORCE 3 days away.


work: may 4th

worked today.

happened kinda fast. did the usual stocking and what not, after a couple hours had gone by i think i realized something. i need to get away from kmart. soul sucking. i'm afraid and i'm unsure. it's been my only job and i fear rejection to a level most can't comprehend. hopefully the city calls me back. i need another job. after work i bought my dragonforce ticket. may 8th, baby! i'm so stoked on seeing them live. a little far away (denver) but they're worth it. after that just played source. and owned.

that is all.


home: may 3rd

first post here at newblog, hope i don't disapoint.

didn't work today, ended up playing source all morning. wasn't to bad of a way to start the day. around 4 anna called to see if i wanted to go eat somewhere. went to, umm... hickory kist and wendy's. once we had our food anna, connor and i went to a stream and connor saw ducks for the first time. pretty excited. anna dropped me and connor of at my house. i like havin' that boy around.

that's all for today.


FeedBack
lmzhj
2/5/2007 1:22:31 PM
thanks your presents for my birthday!

Lazybones
11/13/2006 1:25:08 AM
escaping religion should be a sport in the olympics

Noel
11/11/2006 6:38:06 AM
hello.. can you be my NB frndlist .. thanks god bless

Lazybones
10/27/2006 5:28:42 PM
deep thoughts from Provo? Here's a deeper one: move away as soon as possible

lmzhj
8/13/2006 3:10:12 AM
you have little words here,where did you go ???

lmzhj
7/19/2006 6:40:53 AM
hello~~
i'm working now, so have little time online~but you are my friends forever!~

lmzhj
5/22/2006 6:48:18 AM
ICQ:275748552
MSN:lmzhj@hotmail.com

lmzhj
5/16/2006 6:29:24 AM
i find that we have lots of favourite ,like music,game,and perhaps more!

groove_monster
5/15/2006 7:11:14 AM
you're really lucky. im really not bouncing back :( i feel awful this morning

groove_monster
5/12/2006 6:12:24 AM
i was grateful he wasn't killed. but it still made me cry :(

lmzhj
5/7/2006 2:00:31 AM
you like Counter-Strike.me too!

lmzhj
5/7/2006 1:57:25 AM
i'm from china, i want to make friends with you ,ok?do you know my meanings,my english is not good enough!

00pjessica
5/4/2006 7:06:09 AM
wow u like vampire novels now u are a guy i would love to get to know..... i absolutely love vamp novels and let me say i cant stop watching ATS & BTVS im off to angel convention 12th may x great pik x

Please login to post a comment.


NewBlog.com is a free blogging service provided by Ripside Interactive, Inc.