Too Funny

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Posted: 2/8/2007 9:40:50 AM

Ducks On Ice- Too Funny

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Posted: 1/8/2007 2:02:45 PM

A little Vid Clip

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Posted: 1/8/2007 10:50:06 AM

Prison is Like

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Posted: 12/25/2006 6:18:46 AM

Me Buddies Dog

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Posted: 12/19/2006 10:37:42 PM

BEAU

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Posted: 12/18/2006 7:07:18 AM

Beau and a Ruby

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Posted: 12/16/2006 4:38:41 PM

Timber

My buddies dog Timber (0) Comments

Posted: 12/10/2006 7:37:12 AM

Beau

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Posted: 12/2/2006 11:28:18 AM

fish

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Posted: 11/29/2006 6:16:29 AM

Quote of day

For every person with a spark of genius There are 100 with engine trouble (0) Comments

Posted: 11/15/2006 10:14:58 PM

My buddy in Alberta

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Posted: 11/12/2006 8:01:37 AM

Just Chillin

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Posted: 11/5/2006 5:02:07 AM

Something to Ponder

Stuff To Ponder Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes. Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF? Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date? What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro"....then what is the opposite of PROGRESS? Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID comtains real lemons? How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn't grow in it? Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to "CURE" it? Why do we wash BATH TOWELS-aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase? Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it? What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? What's another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they report power outages on TV? What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? (0) Comments

Posted: 10/31/2006 7:31:59 PM

Happy Halloween

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Posted: 10/31/2006 5:00:03 AM

Goose Shoot (not for everyones taste)

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Posted: 10/30/2006 7:42:33 PM

My Buddy,His Dog and Duck

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Posted: 10/29/2006 3:28:18 PM

Sunrise

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Posted: 10/29/2006 8:01:12 AM

Snowstorm

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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:02:00 PM

Graphic Oral

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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:58:38 PM

Simply Precious

Click on link below then type in a command and see what > >happens...jump, sit, roll over, down, shake, fetch, play dead, chase tail, stand, speak, bark, etc > > > > Make sure you type in "Kiss" do that last > > > www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html (1) Comments

Posted: 10/26/2006 12:24:31 PM

NS

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Posted: 10/26/2006 9:21:24 AM

Duck Humour

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any @#$%$%^ bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any %$#^&%$ bread, for Christ's sake. Ask me again and I'll nail your #$%$#@# beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a %$^#$%* bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" (0) Comments

Posted: 10/26/2006 1:21:37 AM

Great Pic

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Posted: 10/26/2006 1:17:40 AM

Chickadee- My buddy deans pic

Being a waterfowl hunter if anything only enhances ones awareness of the Outdoors. I know many hunters that are the truly soft hearted and passionate in all that they do. (0) Comments

Posted: 10/26/2006 12:52:26 AM

My Buddys Dog and Pheasant Pic

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Posted: 10/26/2006 12:48:16 AM

In the Garden

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>nature through such innocent eyes. >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her >>>>>>> > >>attention. >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>"They're mating," her father replied. >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>such a cute and innocent question he >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>puzzled, thought for a moment, then took >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>her foot and stomped them flat, and said, "Well, >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>we're not having any of >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>> > >>that gay shit in our garden!" (0) Comments

Posted: 10/26/2006 12:12:33 AM

Fly SEX

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. "How can you tell?" she asked He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." (0) Comments

Posted: 10/25/2006 12:57:23 PM

Alberta Waterfowling

Recently I returned from Alberta and here are a few pics. Warning there are dead bird pictures as well. A Bad cat lives in my house too (1) Comments

Posted: 10/5/2006 11:47:07 AM