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well i'm 9 weeks old, pretty advanged don't you think, having a blog an all! see i did my training whilst in my mothers womb...started with simple things you know like weeing outside and then onto the more advanced stuff like using the internet and such.

Age: 3

Gender: F

Location: My kennel (with internet connection of course)

Bones: Some bones can be very tasty and crunchy, others which i prefer would be softer. they have been designed for minitures such as myself.
Life as a miniture dog: It can be difficult at times being so small means there are many dangers that need to be watched out for and avioded if at all possible... like for example next doors cat... i hate to admitt it but cats do always win... they have the tree's on there side.
Intrests: lets see? top of the list would have to be sniffing other dogs butts... seriously underated! i truely believe the day is not complete without committing this act. i also enjoy walks in the park but not for too longs as my legs very miniture also.

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March, 2006

Mind Control!

Hello my miniature friends! I believe I have recently discovered a method of mind control .... I have yet to test my theory but I think this type of mind control may be inherent in miniature creatures! I simply stare at a human for long enough and they will give me food .... amazing! I shall be attempting to further advance the power of my mind control to influence humans to a greater extent, however do not expect me to comment on any advances in my research - I don't want all you uninventive lot stealing my ideas.

Anyway... until next time my miniature friends.... and remember..... it's best to let sleeping dogs lie.


Edible treats!

Hello my miniature friends! Today I have orchastrated the greatest and most henious miniature plan. With my brainpower expanding with my increasing age I have used my new found cunningness to gain unresitricted access to the dog treats! Luckily my canine teeth are increasing in size and power and I used this to great effect when bitting through the sealed dog treat box. Unfortunately I ate far too many and this combined with sniffing other dogs butts has left me felling very ill.

Until next time my miniature friends.... and remember...... everything and anything is a toy.


Filthy Animal!! (minature)

looking at my picture you will see a minature ball of white fluff. from this i may be portrayed as a sweet and innocent minature!! are you a sweet and innocent minature? or are you something else? BECAUSE I AM!!! although still being a minature i may not be sweet and innocent!!! Because how many minatures do you know that have an internet connection in there own kennal??? ha ha...ha ha. well goodby for now


and remember.... the mail man is not your friend!!!


Are you a miniture creature? if so i think we have somthing in common.

My name is pillow. i am a bichon frise and as my picture shows i am miniture. i am writing this blog to find other advanced miniture creatures who have mastered the use of the internet like myself.

my day...
i cried a lot today, as i woke up next to a pile of disgust! quite a shock! i must have forgotten about it last night through sleepiness. i was up late you see> there was a rather good episode of 'dog bostel'on the box (not sure of spelling. infact there are many things that i have spelt incorrectly but only having this miniture brain explains why).
i sniffed a total of one dogs butt today... she was a bichon like myself and was not impressed. unfortunatly i can not go near strangers yet as i need more vacinations.
Goodbye for now and remember never bite the hand that feeds you.


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tombowling49
1/19/2007 9:01:10 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Love the picture and page lol lol :) :)

amyamy
11/2/2006 5:35:05 PM
awwww. you're cute!

Bordera
3/26/2006 2:55:41 PM
Awww, Pillow, were your eyes bigger than your tummy today?

Hope you feel better soon.

00pjessica
3/24/2006 6:42:08 AM
whats a real dog doing online!!!! sheep!!!beed

Angelx
3/23/2006 9:40:16 AM
i own two Bichon's ones called lily and the other's called fleur! btw... You are to cute! x

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