5 Important lessons to learn from a humble pencil.  4 | | | Posted | | | 35/5/2007 10:18:04 PM  1st, it tells you that everything you do will always leave a mark. 2nd, you can always correct the mistakes you make. 3rd, what is important is what is inside you and not outside of you. 4th, in life you will undergo painful sharpenings whikh will make you better in what you do. Lastly, to be the best you can be, you must allow yourself to be held and guided by the Hand that holds you. Have a blessed life... (1) Comments

Sometimes  4 | | | Posted | | | 34/8/2007 12:39:29 AM  Sometimes all you can give is love Sometimes all you have is not enough Sometimes life is like a dream Sometimes dreams aren’t what they seem Sometimes laughter can heal your heart Sometimes it’s laughter that breaks it apart Sometimes the world goes faster than you can go Sometimes even fast is still too slow Sometimes going home is the only thing on your mind Sometimes home is the only place you can’t find Sometimes you are too tired to sleep Sometimes you are too sad to weep Sometimes freedom holds you back Sometimes a wedding dress is black Sometimes loneliness is what you need Sometimes there’s a harvest without a seed Sometimes darkness can be too bright Sometimes rain gives you delight Sometimes you think you understand Sometimes you know you really can’t Sometimes what sets you free are restrictions Sometimes what makes most sense are contradictions Sometimes my words will be very funny Sometimes my words taste like pure honey Sometimes reading this is intresting Sometimes ignoring this message is disgusting. (0) Comments

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children  4 | | | Posted | | | 33/6/2007 11:44:41 AM  1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; It was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". 2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute." 3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked,"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." 4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" 5. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet? "A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." 6. The children had all been photographed, And the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer, or That's Michael, He's a doctor' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." 7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, At the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples. (1) Comments

Life Explained  4 | | | Posted | | | 32/16/2007 9:42:23 PM  On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed. On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so.. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed. On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said,"That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again. On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." Man said,"What? Only twenty years! I tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" God said, "Okay, You've got a deal." So that is why; the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. (1) Comments

Little Red Riding Hood  4 | | | Posted | | | 31/23/2007 4:07:42 PM  Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again, the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "For God Sake! Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop here!" (0) Comments

Wolf This Day...  4 | | | Posted | | | 31/23/2007 4:01:34 PM  (0) Comments

Software Engineer Husband  4 | | | Posted | | | 31/10/2007 11:58:04 AM  Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - Would you like to have some snacks? Husband - Hard disk full. Wife - Have you brought the dress. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - But I told you about it in morning Husband - Syntax error, Abort, Retry, Cancel. Wife - Forget it where's your salary. Husband - File in use, Read only, Try after some time. Wife - At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Husband - Sharing violation, Access denied. Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - Data type mismatch. Wife - You are useless. Husband - By default. Wife - Who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - System unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - What is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - The only user with write permission. Wife - What is my value in your life? Husband - Unknown virus detected. Wife - Do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters. Wife - I will go to my dad’s house. Husband - Program performed illegal operation, It will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - Close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - It is worthless talking to you. Husband - Shut down the computer. Wife - I am going Husband - It's now safe to turn off your computer. (0) Comments

Friends Forever  4 | | | Posted | | | 31/4/2007 1:45:00 PM  May the Lord always bless and guide us, And make us full of love and trust. Years may always pass, but our friendship will forever last. Although we are far apart, No one can break our relationship part. Not even a whispering voice from the dark, 'Til the last beat of my heart. (0) Comments

A New Years Gift  4 | | | Posted | | | 31/2/2007 11:49:17 AM  to know more about yourself try the link below: www.123numerology.com °¬LôneWôlf¬° ¹ ² (0) Comments

Merry Chrismas to all  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/24/2006 2:34:00 PM  (0) Comments

Knows What Your Cat's Is Thinking  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/20/2006 4:29:04 PM  As Seen In A Cat's Diary: Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I cannot wait, it is only a matter of time... (0) Comments

Cat In The Act!  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/20/2006 4:28:22 PM  (0) Comments

What If The Table Has Turned?  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/20/2006 4:26:23 PM  (0) Comments

This Is Not Funny!  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/18/2006 1:12:33 PM  This Is How China Gets Gold Medal (2) Comments

A Real Friend!  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/17/2006 1:59:11 PM  A friend is the one who tries to help No matter what the cost, A friend will help you find the things You've given up as lost. A friend will never put you down Or make you feel alone, But smile and try to comfort you Till together you have grown. A friend will try to pick you up When you've fallen down, Whose voice in the most troubled time Is a welcome, happy sound. So when you're on your own and wish You had a helping hand, Remember that you have a friend Who will always understand (0) Comments

The Dons Advice  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/15/2006 10:02:07 PM  An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"? (0) Comments

Behind Every Man There Is A Woman!  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/15/2006 9:59:20 PM  Amazing picture! Just press CTRL+A to select all or highlight the picture and you will know why! Note: use IE.(doesn't work with firefox) (0) Comments

Internet Baby  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/15/2006 11:29:07 AM  Child: "Daddy, how was I born?" Dad answered: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said.... You've Got Male! (0) Comments

Bill Gates In Hell  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/15/2006 11:08:14 AM  Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter said to him, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go". So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches. Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that. So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell. About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons. He said to St. Peter, “What happened to all the beautiful women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?” St. Peter replied, “That was just the screen saver.” (0) Comments

Maybe Someday...  4 | | | Posted | | | 312/3/2006 8:57:02 AM  Home is where the heart is; isn't that what people say? But there are times it's not the truth and it doesn't work that way Sometimes there is that someone who comes into your heart When you don't even notice and that is when it starts That seed is planted deep within and then it starts to grow And then before much time has passed you're aware, and then you know This love becomes your passion and fight it as you will Your dreams, your thoughts, your waking hours keep trying to fulfill.. The burning love that's deep inside that wants to scream and shout For the one who knows you not with cries, "please let me out" I cannot say how this will end I only know for sure That there is someone in my heart that forever will endure So, home's not where my heart is and, yes, it's sad to say.... I love someone that knows me not oh, to hope...maybe someday..... (0) Comments

Be Wonderful  4 | | | Posted | | | 311/12/2006 12:48:05 AM  Life may sometimes be tough Life may sometimes be rough But no matter how you feel down Remember not to get drowned Although you feel like crying Just keep on trying If you feel bored in this darkness Think positively and you'll find happiness Life may sometimes put you into test Life may sometimes challenge you to do your best You heart may ache But do not let it break Never imagine you're melting away Imagine you're harder every new day Be strong, Be powerful For these are the only ways to make you wonderful. (0) Comments

" A Time To Love "  4 | | | Posted | | | 311/6/2006 11:35:07 AM  Once upon a time, There was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, And all of the others, Including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, So they all prepared their boats and left. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to stay with the island Until it started sinking. When Love was almost sinking, He decided to ask for help. Richness came by Love in a beautiful boat. Love said, "Richness, Can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't.. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you." Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and you may damage my boat," Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so... Again Love asked for help, "Sadness, Let me go with you." "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I prefer to go alone!" Happiness passed by Love too, But she was so happy that she did not listen when Love called her! Suddenly, There was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love became so happy that he even forgot to ask the elder her name. When they arrived on dry land, The elder went on her own way. Love asked Knowledge, Another elder, The name of the elder who had helped him. "It was Time," Answered Knowledge. "Time? But why did Time help me?" Asked Love. "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is," Answered Knowledge. The moral of this story is: "Take the time to know what Real Love is". (0) Comments

quotes from chrono cross  4 | | | Posted | | | 310/31/2006 12:17:31 AM  What was the start of all this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now, from deep within the flow of time. But for a certainty, back then we loved so many yet hated so much we hurt others and were hurt ourselves. Yet even then we ran like the wind whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies.... (0) Comments

"Some Useful Html Tag"  4 | | | Posted | | | 310/15/2006 11:13:06 AM  *backround*/*scrollbar*/*cursor*/ for the cursor, (THE EXTENSION FILENAME MUST BE .CUR OR .ANI) if you put others like jpeg or gif it won't work. <STYLE type=text/css> body { background-color:YOUR PREFERED COLOR; background-image:url(URL OF YOUR UPLOADED JPEG OR GIF); background-position:Center Center; background-attachment:fixed; background-repeat:no-repeat; } body { scrollbar-face-color:YOUR PREFERED COLOR; scrollbar-highlight-color:YOUR PREFERED COLOR; scrollbar-3dlight-color:YOUR PREFERED COLOR; scrollbar-shadow-color:YOUR PREFERED COLOR; scrollbar-darkshadow-color:YOUR PREFERED COLOR; scrollbar-arrow-color:YOUR PREFERED COLOR; scrollbar-track-color:YOUR PREFERED COLOR; } body { A { CURSOR: url("URL OF YOUR UPLOADED CURSOR"),default } A:link { CURSOR: url("URL OF YOUR UPLOADED CURSOR"),default } A:visited { CURSOR: url("URL OF YOUR UPLOADED CURSOR"),default } A:active { CURSOR: url("URL OF YOUR UPLOADED CURSOR"),default } A:hover { CURSOR: url("URL OF YOUR UPLOADED CURSOR"),default } </STYLE> *background sounds* <bgsound src="URL OF YOUR MIDI FILES" loop="INFINITE"> (I RECOMMENDED YOU USED MIDI FILES FOR FAST BROWSING) *embedded media files" <EMBED SRC="URL OF MEDIA FILES" Width=199 height=40 autostart="false" controls="smallconsole" style="border-style: dashed; border-width: 1"></EMBED> (YOU CAN CUSTOMIZES THE WIDTH, HEIGHT AND/OR YOU CAN CHANGE AUTOSTART TO TRUE AND THE BORDER) *embedded swf files* <EMBED class=FILENAME OF SWF FILES src=URL OF YOUR SWF FILES width=500 height=500 allowScriptAccess="never" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" wmode="transparent" quality="high"> <PARAM value=" URL OF YOUR SWF FILES" name="movie" /><PARAM value="high" name="quality" /> <PARAM value="transparent" name="wmode" /><PARAM value="ffffff" name="bgcolor" /><PARAM value="13070" name="_cx" /><PARAM value="10663" name="_cy" /> <PARAM value="0" name="Play" /><PARAM value="-1" name="Loop" /> <PARAM value="-1" name="Menu" /><PARAM value="always" name="" /> <PARAM value="ShowAll" name="Scale" /><PARAM value="-1" name="DeviceFont" /> <PARAM value="-1" name="EmbedMovie" /><PARAM value="1" name="SeamlessTabbing" /></EMBED> /*image*/ <img src="URL OF YOUR JPEG OR GIF FILES"> /*links*/ <a href="URL HERE!">TEXT HERE!</A> /*open link other page*/ <a href="URL HERE!" target="_blank">TEXT HERE!</A> (JUST ADD TARGET="_BLANK") /*text effect*/*marquee*/ /*span*/ <span onmouseover = "this.style.fontSize = 'larger'" onmouseout = "this.style.fontSize =''" style="color: red"><a href="URL HERE!">TEXT HERE!</a></span> SAMPLE = °¬LôneWôlf¬° ¹ ² /* marquee alternate*/ <marquee scrollAmount=1 behavior=alternate width="12%">TEXT HERE!</marquee> SAMPLE = °¬LôneWôlf¬° ¹² (YOU CAN CHANGED THE MARQUEE BEHAVIOR TO RIGHT, LEFT, UP, OR DOWN.) /*different way*/ <marquee behavior=alternate direction=up scrollamount=1 scrolldelay=60 height=60 style="text-align;filter:wave(add=0,phase=1, freq=1,strength=15)">TEXT HERE!</marquee> SAMPLE = °¬LôneWôlf¬° ¹² /*upside-down text*/ <p style="filter:flipv ;font:12pt verdana;color:red;width:300px;">TEXT HERE!</p> SAMPLE = °¬LôneWôlf¬° ¹² /*vertiical text*/ <style type="text/css"> .verticaltext{ font: bold 13px book antiqua; position: absolute; right: 3px; top: 20px; width: 15px; writing-mode: tb-rl; } </style> <script type="text/javascript"> var myverticaltext='<div class="verticaltext"><font color=red font size=4><b>TEXT HERE!</b></font></a></div>' var bodycache=document.body if (bodycache && bodycache.currentStyle && bodycache.currentStyle.writingMode) document.write(myverticaltext) </script> (2) Comments

"A WOUNDED WOLF"  4 | | | Posted | | | 310/14/2006 4:23:30 PM  Rather than just walking a chosen path, it is better to be wounded by free choice It's like you run until you collapse because you want to feel you're living to the fullest Rather than giving up without a fight it is better to be hurt by struggling for something Burning heart, only dreams flying high, you won't give it up It's still hurts. Pain in my heart. How company now treated us-the employee, how she finally cut me - deep, All things happening past few months are beyond comprehension. Perhaps the only thing left are my sanity and dignity. No friends to comfort me this past few months. No one to talk, cheer me up, and give a kick on the back. I was alone. Alone as always. While others bragging "friends forever", they merely sounds like slogan or propaganda. Of all many things in life, I hit the lowest point again. Where I have to pick up all the pieces by myself. Lick my own wounds. While the world seems stay still and watch, laughing. All around me now just darkness. Endless night, without any sunshine. Yet I shall stride forward as soon as I manage to back on my feet again. My future awaits, one which unknown to me. Uncertain to me, but I shall move on. If there are no future for me, I will create my own. I believe Gods willing I shall walk my path even I'll be hurt again and again. (0) Comments

"I ASKED MYSELF?"  4 | | | Posted | | | 310/13/2006 12:51:45 PM  How can i sa goodbye to someone i never had? why do tears fall for someone who was never mine? why is that i miss someone i was never with? and i ask... why i love someone whose love can never be mine? ang hirap! (0) Comments