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Bio: not much, but more than may be readily apparent.
Age: 20
Gender: M
Location: 619 / 707 (CA)
Height: 6'6"
Weight: about 280
Relationship Status: As free as one can ever be.. but it is a little lonely at times, forget that, it is getting really lonely...
Major Flaws: Procrastination and Laziness (both of which i excell at)
Cell: 707.319.8580 feel free to call (you really can, seriously)

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o snap
im back
new picture
A new picture, well it is a really old picture acctually...

and new colors to match too.


anyways, the picture is a halloween costume i wore maybe 4 years ago or so...

i was just sorting through all the crap on my comp and found it..
Im sure someone else has already posted it but....
ive given up
stupid ass cube.

i got three sides done, the last ones are refusing to have solidarity.. the bastards.
i just cant stop....
there was a rubik's cube on the table when i came home...

i cant stop trying to solve it...
Madness? SPARTA!
good god hillarious.


www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com
Goin to work
It's 11:20 pm and I'm going to work.

isn't life just great!


(the answer is no) well it could be worse, at least ill be off before I normally wake up.

Hooray. (no, not really, this sucks.)


anyways. have a nice night of sleep, i wont be getting any.
a joke.
How do you make Holy Water?


You boil the hell out of it.
What the hell is this world coming to?
from here



GALVESTON, Texas (AP) -- A woman blames the devil, and not her husband, for severely burning their infant daughter in a microwave, a Texas television station reported.

Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher.

"Satan saw my husband as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.

A grand jury indicted Joshua Mauldin last week on child injury charges after hearing evidence that he placed the two-month-old in a motel microwave for 10 to 20 seconds.

The infant, Ana Marie, remains hospitalized. She suffered burns on the left side of her face and to her left hand, police said.

Police said Joshua Mauldin told them he put Ana Marie in the microwave because he was under stress. Eva Maudlin denied it.

"He would never do anything to hurt her. He loves her," she said.

She is hoping to be reunited with her daughter, but Child Protective Services is working to have the parental rights severed.

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that shit is fucked up.
Hella fucked up.
it happens
I think im gonna switch out the music in a day or two. SOO if you havent heard them, listen before its too late.

etc and so on..

nothin else...
Seriously funny.




http://wttf.org/

Success
One hour of high volume bullshitting, and 2 hours of find facts to suport said shit, and i have a finely crafted paper done. yes i realise that i posted my first post about writing my paper like 8 hours ago or so, but thats just how i work...

i must say that it is a quite beautiful 8 pages of bullshit.

you might even be able to use it for fuel. (=
gonna be a long night.
i have a five to ten page paper due tommorrow. i havent really started it yet. Its gonna be a long night.

-The Procrastinator (i decided i should change my name to that, ill probably get around to it eventually, but then again maybe not)
why must i put a title?
i was gonna write a blog but then i remmembered that i had nothing to say.


so here:


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yea... batman.

superpowers:
capitalism
technology

best superhero ever.

goddamn it failed.

nevermind...
the internets
i love the internets and the awesome things that hide there.


then again im sure that most of you do too.

but if you dont, you should.

im kinda bored atm though. im not even sure why im writing here as i didnt really have a purpose in doing so

yea. i dont have anything.

well.... hmmm...

yeah, nothin.

have a good one.
not a ninja


from www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com
Hooray for YOU!
New music for your listening pleasure.

since it is from my collection the last time i backed my harddrive over to my dad's comp, they are a tad old, but still good songs.

enjoy!
musics
since my internets is messed, im gonna see if i can find some good/dece musics on my dads commpy to put up for ya.

i might not find any. ill start lookin now.

Got it done.
Got my work done, and turned in.

thats all.
History repeats itself?
same story as last wednesday, i still havent done any of the work, and i got more, so its 12 pages in 12 hours now. so i should be fine, i have a rockstar to power me through it this time though.

ill probably get it done.
subliminal messages?
the "google adds" on my page were for sleeping things one was for lunesta and the other was somethin else about sleeping, i guess the internets is trying to tell me something.

perhaps i shall go to sleep, it seems that one can never get too much sleep.

speaking of which, i was asleep earlier today, and i got a call at about 8 asking if i could go in to work early, like right away, i really wanted to say no, but at the same time i didnt, ya know? so i ended up going in. and im pretty much tired of working there, and if i wasnt soo lazy id try to find a better/new/exciting job. but i most likely wont.

oh yea, i still need to do all that homework. well, i guess ill go work on that some, so that i wont have to do it all tommorow night (ill probably still have to do most of it).

yea i think ill go do that now, for about an hour or so, maybe less. cuz i kinda just want to go to sleep now. but i really should do it.

we'll see if it gets done..

night
title? too bad i cant think of a clever one.
I just mowed the lawn, i do not like doing so. if i ever get rich i think ill get astroturf instead of grass.

thats all i got. well i take that back, i have some rediculously horrible gas right now, practicly killing me.

also cinco de mayo is kinda a joke, so i didnt bother doing anything special. seriously, the french got beat soo many other times, we'd be partying all the time if we celebrated them all.

ooh that reminds me i saw the funniest commerical today about cinco de mayo, ill see if i cna find it on youtube. hmm youtube fails.

well im sure some of you have seen it, it was like a travel commercial for Dublin or somethin, hillarious, but i fail horribly at describing it.

and thats all i got for ya, i think.
cinco de mayo
Lets all celebrate cuz the french got their asses kicked.

Lucky me
So my teacher extended the writing that we have to do until tuesday, and i didnt even have to ask.
SUCCESS!!

last night i went to Outback, fuckin expensive but worth it, had one hell of a burger. sooo delicious.

well im gonna go xbox it up, have a nice afternoon.
so apparently there is a comeback?
http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2007/05/02/b/

just click and read.
this breakfast kicks ass.
Chorrizo burritos, mmmm it is soooo yummy!
update.
im tired as fuck so im giving up and hoping that i can convince my teacher to give me an extension.

once again.
So as is customary, my procrastination habits is raping me again. i have about 10 pages of writing to do in about 12 hours, so i have a little less than a page an hour, and as is also usual, i am putting off acctualy doing my work by messing around on the internets and writing blogs and such.
I really need to get over my proscrastination. it is a bad problem, especialy because i just cant help myself with it at all .
like i know i should do my work right now, but i just cant bring myself to do it.

crap, i just remebered that i have a test on a book (Jefferson's Pillow) that i was supposed to have read tommorow. i havent read any of it at all..

damn. well ill let you all know how it goes either tommorrow or later tonight... fucking procrastination... )=
consistency
well at least it feels consistent, from what i remeber i used to post blogs in groups/ bursts.. but that is not the intended subject.

let us ponder the wonders of cup-o-noodle soups.

mmmm..

so amazing how you can just open it, pour some water in, and stick it in the microwave and out comes a delicious meal!

especialy good on a cold day, still great on all the other days too.

Transition:

So a funny thing happened today, i found my scooter in my garage a couple days ago, so i decided to ride it today and was going down a big ass hill, and as such i was riding the break, apparently too hard. and the sole of my shoe melted. but of course i didnt notice that as i was riding. about 3/4 the way down the hill, my back wheel pretty much split in half and fell off. luckily i didnt fall or anything, just now my scooter is broken.

i hadnt seen that scooter in like 4 or 5 years, and as such it was all rusty. i suppose i might take a trip to Big 5 or somethin to see if i can find a replacement wheel.

hmm thats all i got for you now.

Feed Back
SmokedSilly
1/4/2008 1:25:07 PM
Dude....where you at man.....happy new year

Lunalupa
12/23/2007 2:26:30 PM
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birhtday!

Get your butt back here and start posting again.

whoreofbabylon
6/17/2007 8:22:32 PM
Yay, I love squirrel nut zippers! Good tunes

Janis
6/4/2007 1:57:29 PM
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LLCOOLWSR
5/29/2007 9:51:04 PM
Dude, I sent you an invite. Anyone who is 19 and loves the Talking Heads, "Psycho Killer" is ok in my book!

KOKO
5/23/2007 7:16:09 PM
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Janis
5/23/2007 1:42:26 PM
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Devi
5/12/2007 11:14:39 PM
Interesting uh..batman you got there. =p

Janis
5/8/2007 1:08:49 PM
Thanks for the draft assist. Now if I can figure out what part of my headings are dropping off!

Janis
5/7/2007 11:59:54 AM
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5/5/2007 9:47:07 PM
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ardensmom
5/5/2007 8:38:28 AM
I remember decorating my art portfolio with hanging rope in grade 8 in honour of "hanging tough"

joeschmoe714
5/4/2007 7:20:33 PM
haha, im too spoiled to sleep on a beach, plus if i did that, im sure id be accosted by some freaking tweaker.

KOKO
5/4/2007 11:35:24 AM
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joeschmoe714
5/1/2007 3:40:02 PM
yes! i indirectly brain washed you into eating carne!! excellent. my plans for world domination are working...one person at a time.

SmokedSilly
5/1/2007 3:04:50 PM
haven't seen you on in awhile....hope all is well...lataz

joeschmoe714
5/1/2007 11:49:17 AM
damn man, thats early for some carne, wait can it ever really be too early for carne?

KOKO
4/28/2007 12:01:47 PM
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4/20/2007 4:13:29 PM
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